Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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