I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
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I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
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Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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