Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
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