Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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