suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
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He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
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Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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