Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
No more Irish car bombs ever.
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Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
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I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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