no you cant smoke seaweed
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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