And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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