Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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