whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
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In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
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I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize