..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
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HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
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We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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