His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
he fucked my hip out of place.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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