my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
