I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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