Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
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Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
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He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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