Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
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Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
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Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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