So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
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