belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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