You work out of a Hotel?
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
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