we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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