It's Friday. Sex?
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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