Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
it glows. i had to have it.
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Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
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I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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