oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
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I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
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If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
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