I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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