ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
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