Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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