this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
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