My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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