the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
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do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
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I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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