There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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