She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
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he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
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haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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