what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
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Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
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Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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