"it" just moved
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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