I smell stomach acid.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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