as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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