it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
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