I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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