I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
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