did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
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duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
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I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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