I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
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Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
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that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
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