Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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