Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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