How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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