If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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