So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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