it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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