YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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