I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
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I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
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Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
So I just went to clothing optional bar
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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