Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
i will never coherently bang her
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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