i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
I just cut my nipple shaving
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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