i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Randomize
