i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
On Saturday, I sharted on my roommates dog while trying to make it smell my farts. Today I got security clearance to work for one of the most respected and secretive govt agencies in the US
It's the American dream
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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