Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I need a burrito and a hug.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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