i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
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I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
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Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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