How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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