Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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