in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I will die if light touches me.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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